I want to post my picture to this blog but I'm waiting for my lazy boyfriend because I don't know how to do it

Do you know a "computer guy?" Aren't they just the stuffiest, most arrogant bastards? They say, "I'll do it tomorrow," but tomorrow never comes. Meanwhile they let you struggle and fume and sweat it out till you either get it, or you don't. And they never tell you their secrets. Oh, no. They just sit down (when they do finally sit down), press a few buttons so fast that you don't know what just happened, your problem is fixed, and you have no idea how it was done! And then they look at you with that condescending smile like, "Look how easy that was!"